|Do you mean me?|
Yes you: felines of HSSV. We have an announcement:
It's Home For The Holidays time. And it will be CAT-aclysmic.
Make your list of what you're looking for in a person.
|Dictate faster, hooman. I don't have all day.|
Because this is your time. Adoption fees on our entire CAT-alogue of all of you adorable cats and kittens are reduced through December 31st.
Get prettied up to make your best impression.
|I should change my part. Just to change it up, you know?|
You're going to meeting a lot of new folks so you'll want to look your best. With fees of only $15 to adopt, you guys are going to be CAT-apulting out of here.
Yes way. So you might want to lay off the CAT-nip for a bit. Mike, we mean you. You look CAT-atonic.
It wouldn't hurt to put your best paw forward. You know, to CAT-er to potential forever people that are coming to meet you.
|I pick yous.|
It's important for everyone to know what a CAT-ch each and every one of you is.
|Get out of the way, Bob. I'm a better catch than you.|
And that each of you is so special and unique that it's impossible to CAT-egorize any of you.
|I can do this! Check me out!|
Because to miss a chance to take one of you amazing guys home for only $15? Well, that would be a...
* We would like to thank awesome volunteer cat photographer Malcolm Bramwell, who makes amazing visual cat puns like this.