Greetings from Pluto!
I am a spunky little guy who can defy gravity when leaping for balls, set the world record in kissing, and could power a small town with my wagging tail. I come fully sponsored and have befriended human children and Labradors in my travels. It's time I settle down to my forever planet, won't you join my orbit of affection? Call my space commander Cassandra Cruz to set up an intergalactic meeting today: 408-262-2133 x 183.