Whisker Wars!

Welcome to HSSV's First Annual

WHISKER WARS!

Where our whiskery-est cats compete for YOUR votes in an all-out Stache-Off!

First up, our most seasoned competitor:

HAMILTON

"You newbies are going DOWN!"

This HSSV alum has not only conquered the Internet world as the famous "Hamilton the Hipster Cat" (Google him, seriously), he has also recently landed a t-shirt deal.  If you don't know this stache-tastic man already, you should.

Next up, recently adopted:

COLONEL GENTLEMAN
(formerly Mr. Stache)

"A gentleman never reveals his whiskers to the competition."

The Colonel is quite possibly the most distinguished kitten to ever grace the halls of HSSV.  Adopted as a mere 2 month old, his bright white mouth brow is only secondary to his enormously long cheek and brow whiskers.  Will he be the one to win your vote?

Our third contender:

ZOEY
(and by default, her kitten Zoomba)

"Who says ladies have to wax?"

Zoey is a lovely lady sporting a fetching fumanchu.  She is available for adoption as a package deal with her kitten Zoomba and she proves that even a moustache, half-tail, and crossed eyes can be fasionable.  "Vote for me!" -- Mama Moustache

Lastly, the available young newcomer looking to prove his name:

PETEY

"Hey."

The stachiest of two brothers, Petey's upper lip strip gives his seasoned competitors a run for their money.  Says this suave stachio: "I'm handsome and available.  Ladies?"

Now it's up to YOU, America.  Who will be the winner of Whisker Wars?  Cast your vote below by posting a comment for your favorite whiskery contender!

LET THE VOTING BEGIN!