Unless you've been in a closet, you probably noticed that Sharks Cat broke onto the scene (and the ice) like, well...
Despite her bombastic media debut, she's a bit of a retiring gal and has been chilling here, watching the playoffs, putting on some weight and getting some serious love. She's actually more like...
Don't get us wrong. She's got some powerful mojo. (Any one see the game last night? Hello!) Like most black cats, she's good luck. But all of this media attention has everyone asking 'what's going on with Jo'?
|Relax people - I just got here. And the food is gooooood.|
The past few days Jo PAW-velski has been workin' hard getting stronger and bigger. She still needs to be fixed. Since she's not available as of yet, we thought perhaps you'd like to meet some other lucky kitties who would love to watch the playoffs with you. From the safety of your couch, of course. No more icescapades.
Only one person can actually adopt Jo, so take a gander at some of the rest of our roster. All solid players. All needing homes. All totally down for some hardcore sofa and sports time with you.
Sylvester AKA Brent Burns
|I make disheveled look good.|
No one rocks crazy hair like Sylvester rocks crazy hair. He's a nice guy, too. Super outgoing and always doing something unexpected. You can't help but like watching him. Or watching the playoffs with him.
Tab, AKA Tommy Wingels.
|By the time you see me moving, it's too late.|
He's fast. He's good. And you never see him coming until it's too late. Tab's the guy you want to have in your corner.
Spencer AKA Martin Jones
Dedicated, smart, loyal and pretty easy on the eyes.
Pirate AKA Joe Thornton
|Don't mind the permanent wink. It adds to my charm.|
Not only fantastic at what he does but also quite possibly the nicest cat you'll ever meet. He's been in the game awhile and as a result is the best around.
An honorable mention:
Bonks, AKA Faux PAW-velski.
No, he's not the real Jo PAW-velski but if she needed an older stunt double, Bonks would be the man for the job. He's a straight out doppelgänger and a super nice guy to boot. When it comes to chasing the red dot though, he straight out-performs the real Jo PAW-velski. He's a playing fiend.
True, none of these guys have their own web cam or Twitter accounts. None of them have spawned some of the awesome artwork we've seen from Sharks Fans.
That said, they're all awesome kitties who would love to meet you. So while Jo PAW-velski enjoys her recuperation, think about adopting one of these guys instead.
Don't get stuck watching the next game alone!