Listen up folks! School is in session and these students are definitely the top of the class. They're such big dogs on campus that each of them has their adoption fees waived. Let's meet some of the Big Dog Class of 2017, shall we?
Izzy
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| Cheese is good. So are squirrels. |
Most Likely To: Be the first one to die in a zombie apocalypse.
Future Career: Shot girl at the dance club.
Busy Izzy can be a little dizzy. Or a lot dizzy. She’s so happy and so eager to get the party started that she tends to be everywhere at once. An eager social butterfly, she loves to dart from person to person and toy to toy. Were we working on training? Is that a puddle? I must splash in it! A ball? I must chase it. A person? I must say hello. If you love to have fun and want a friend who knows how to wring the joy out of every moment, Izzy’s your gal.
Elsa
Most likely to drop out of a marathon after a quarter mile.
F
uture career: research librarian.
Elsa is a quiet gal with quiet preferences. She likes leash walks and yard time but
let’
s no go overboard
here. She doesn’t mind other dogs and kids but would prefer
they take their fuss elsewhere. She’s the one who doesn
’t mind binge watching all
the seasons of Game of Thrones at once and is systematically working her way
through the NYT Bestseller list.
Most Likely To: Drop out of a marathon after a quarter mile.
Future Career: Research librarian.
Elsa is a quiet gal with quiet preferences. She likes leash walks and yard time but let’s not go overboard here. She doesn’t mind other dogs and kids but would prefer they take their fuss elsewhere. She’s the one who doesn’t mind binge watching all the seasons of Game of Thrones at once and is systematically working her way through the NYT Bestseller list.
Titan
Most Likely To: Become president.
Future Career: Diplomat.
Titan is the one thing everyone can agree on: he’s wonderful and easy. Other dogs, big and small? No problem, he gets along with them. Dog savvy cats? He leaves them in peace. Small children? Those are fine, too. If Dwayne Johnson was a dog, he’d basically be Titan. The gentle giant is beloved by all.
We have other pooches-of-stature who are also in the Class of 2017, also looking for new homes and also have their adoption fee waived. Meet there all here!
Most likely to drop out of a marathon after a quarter mile.
F
uture career: research librarian.
Elsa is a quiet gal with quiet preferences. She likes leash walks and yard time but
let’
s no go overboard
here. She doesn’t mind other dogs and kids but would prefer
they take their fuss elsewhere. She’s the one who doesn
’t mind binge watching all
the seasons of Game of Thrones at once and is systematically working her way
through the NYT Bestseller list.
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