The Ron Swanson of HSSV

Ever met someone that's a little...standoffish at first?

That's Whiskey. He doesn't tend to make a great first impression. 

He can be grumpy, and would prefer not to be bothered with your petty issues.

But he does have a softer side.

 

After a while, he starts to open up - in his way, of course.

He reserves his best side for his very favorite people.

 

If you haven't guessed already, Whiskey is basically Ron Swanson. He's rough around the edges, takes a while to consider you a friend instead of a "work acquaintance," but can be a big ol' softie for those he loves.

 

Whiskey is looking for the Leslie to his Ron, the person that can make him say semi-mooshy things and share personal details (like his birthday or address). Come hate on skim milk and frozen yogurt with him. And don't forget to bring the breakfast food.