Will Work for Food!
"Hire me!"
We have
a handful of professional working cats here at HSSV looking for a full-time
gig. While they probably won't don an adorable hard hat for you, they will solve your rodent problem! They would love to roam your barn, warehouse, corporate campus or plant nursery in exchange for room, board, and
meals. Check out their resumes:
Rubix
Objective: To rid your land of rodents.
Experience: 3 years of stalking mouse toys, 2
months of letting humans pet me for treats.
Skills: Hiding, pouncing and general
handsomeness.
Recommendation: "Rubix loves treats! When he's feeling friendly, he'll rub on you and purr hello" --Laurie,
HSSV cat volunteer
Zoey
Objective: To live on your property and catch
mice all day!
Experience: 2 months of living with other cats,
and a lifetime of batting these beautiful blues.
Skills: Sneaking, playing, vanishing into
thin air.
Recommendation: "Zoey
is a very independent and self-sufficient girl.
And she LOVES other cats!” --Ashley, HSSV staff member
Monsieur Chocolat
Objective: To chase rodents away and look good
doing it.
Experience: 3 straight months of handling brief
petting sessions with panache.
Skills: Quick learner, quick thinker, and quick
mover.
Recommendation:
"This guy is a talker! He has the best meow." -- Jamie HSSV staff
Objective: To dazzle you with my mouse-catching
wits.
Experience: Hunting stuffed toys all morning,
sleeping all afternoon.
Skills: Being loyal, spry, and adorable to
say the least.
Recommendation: "Icicle
loves to play with her toys and other cats. She's practicing for a full time mouser job," --Jaimeleigh, HSSV cat volunteer
To hire one of these eager candidates, call us at 408-262-2133 ext 150 or visit today!
Learn more about our working cat program here
Update:
ReplyDeleteThanks to you, all of these kitties now have a permanent gig with their new owners! Hooray!