This Cat Is Sure To Be In Your Range...

 Let’s take a moment to focus on one cat. Just one. 
His name is Ranger and he will destroy your soul with his…

...legs in the air?

Ranger, please, I’m trying to show off your beauty and grace and…

you’re going to do that right now? Honestly Ranger…

Okay that’s better. Focus. Show the people how incredible you are.

Are you listening to me?

 

Strike a pose...

Shhh, they don’t want to hear about how you drool after a prolonged scratching session! Or maybe they do? It’s very zombie-esque and zombies are cool, right?

So the cat’s out of the bag. He drools. A lot. But it’s totally precious and then you get to do this…

Aww wiping his little cat chin.

And then sometimes a cat must stop and give "paws" to reflect on life.

Ranger is the full package. He's got that orange coat that reminds you of Kraft mac and cheese and white highlights that pop. Ranger likes weaving and rubbing between legs like an impatient driver during rush hour. Yeah, he's old school in that regard. And if he can, he'll hop right into your lap and turn up that Purr-dora radio. He also enjoys having conversations with you. Oh yes, he'll meow at you for affections...

What's the hold up? Get in your car and adopt this guy already! Did I mention he's only two bucks?
You heard me, two dollars. That's nothing comparable to all the joy and comedy, this firecracker would provide. I'll get off my soap box now. 
One more time, Ranger. 

Ps. Our "Two Buck Chuck" promotion extends to all our cats 6 years and older! Now through May 28th our more ma-ture cats are $2! Check them out cats, cats, more cats!