You know what's not risky? Adopting an HSSV dog. Why?
Five Reasons An HSSV Dog Is A Better Deal Than The Twitter IPO.
1) Buy stock in Twitter, own a teensy-weensy tiny little piece of Twitter. Adopt a dog and you adopt the whole dog! All four legs, the tail (if it has one), two ears, the whole nine yards.
|You better not even thinking about parting me out.|
|It doesn't make you less of a dog, Deniro. Don't look at us like that.|
|Flight option not standard on all models. Must add ball or squeaky toy.|
|Volunteer Greg demonstrates the proper way to steer your pibble.|
|Didn't we just do a blog about this Sadie? Put that tongue away.|
They do that, sometimes.
|I can chew stock certificate?|
|I can pee on stock certificate?|
|Grace. Dignity. Bravery. Dashing accessories. Daisy.|
|Wine. Labs. Some kinds of stinky cheese = age is good.|
|I lurf you.|
|Thanks for the cuddle.|