Thursday, August 18, 2016

The Big Dog Blog That Wasn't.

Hey little dogs... You're awesome. 

We know. Check me out. 
And we love love love to blog about you because you come in so many flavors and colors and attitudes..

My brand is 'sporty lite'.

But what?
But this week we need to ask you to step aside..

Nobody puts Bree in a corner. 
Easy there, Bree. It's just that after the ridiculous, re-donk-ulous, amaze-balls success of Clear The Shelters we were able to help some of our buddy shelters in more rural areas out by taking some of their pooches. So we find ourselves with a lot of big kids from the valley and they can use the blog space this week.

Wait - so we're losing blog space to big dogs from a non-tech area?
Okay, stop. These big bubbas deserve loving homes, too. And they came a long way to be here after spending time in some crowded shelters out there. Kids like Gordon..

Thanks guys. This place is great.
Who just cannot get over the dog park here and is so stoked that he doesn't even know if he wants to find a forever home. (Sorry Gordon, you do. Trust on this one. It only gets better).

Or sweet Nashville who looks like a police dog..

Maybe not so much in this picture.

But is terrified of shiny floors and much prefers little dogs to big dogs.
And gentle, shy Gertie who...

Who what?
Wait, Gertie - you're not a big dog.

But I am from the Valley and have an adorable underbite. 
We won't disagree about the adorable underbite. But this was supposed to be a big dog blog. 

Excluding dogs based on size is wrong. It's size-ism. 
Okay, that's legit. But Lovey, you are a big dog. 

So now Lovey's opinion doesn't matter because she's a big dog?

We give up. Here's three takeaways from this week's blog:

  • We have a lot of big dogs coming up for adoption. Watch our website.
  • A dog is a dog is a dog, be they big or small.
  • Don't get into an argument with a terrier. You won't win. 


  1. I'm getting angry email from Gertie about your blog. That's weird, right?

  2. This is hilarious. Great stuff!

  3. "Don't get into an argument with a terrier. You won't win." So true!