Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Stop. Making. That. Face.

Attention Dogs of HSSV: 

It has come to our attention lately that there is a trend of making faces behind the staff and volunteer's backs. We want you to know that we are aware of this and we don't find it funny. Impudent, childish, disrespectful - yes. Funny? No. If you think you've been getting away with this, you haven't. 


Really Yani? Seriously? You thought we didn't see that? We don't know what's going on with you. You're fine inside then you go out to the dog park with your friends and decide to be the class clown. We hope your friends got a kick out of this because we are not laughing, Yani. 

Not subtle, Teddy. Not subtle at all. The nice volunteers take you out for a hike and your response is to do this when they turn their backs? You better have been sticking that tongue out at a duck or a bear or something because let me tell you, we've taught you better than that. 

Little Dude, you've gotten in with the wrong crowd. I can't help but feel you're doing this to get attention from the other dogs. It's not working, Little Dude. No one is laughing. 

Stop laughing, Athena. You are not helping this situation at all. If you keep egging them on you're just as guilty as they are.

See? Now look -even Lady Marmalade who was such a sweet, shy little dog is getting in on this. Lady M, stop that right now. Didn't your mother ever tell you that if you keep making faces your face would freeze like that? 


Now look at DJ, he's a nice boy. Always sweet and respectful.

Look at that smile! That's what we like to see. Nice, happy dogs. Big smiles. All of you need to take a look at DJ and learn a good lesson from him. Let him be a role model for you. 

Oh forget it. Just forget the whole thing. 

Yani, Teddy, Athena, Lady M and DJ might be a little saucy at times but they're all here, awesome, and waiting for their forever homes. Come meet them - we promise they'll keep you laughing.

Little Dude and his protruding tongue were adopted last night before this blog could be posted. Godspeed, little friend.

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